150 Hilarious Golfing Excuses: A Comprehensive Compendium for Every Occasion

Golf is a challenging and often frustrating game. But it's also a lot of fun, and part of the enjoyment comes from sharing a laugh with your fellow golfers. That's where these hilarious excuses come in.

Whether you're trying to explain a bad shot, a missed putt, or just a general lack of skill, these excuses are sure to get a chuckle from your playing partners. So next time you find yourself in a golfing predicament, don't be afraid to use one of these excuses. Just be sure to deliver it with a smile!

Golf's Best Excuses: 150 Hilarious Excuses Every Golf Player Should Know

by Joshua G Shifrin

4.4 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	14089 KB
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Screen Reader	:	Supported
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The Excuses

• I hit a wormhole.
• The wind was blowing the ball around like a feather.
• The sun was in my eyes.
• The greens were too fast.
• The greens were too slow.
• The ball was too hard.
• The ball was too soft.
• The club was too stiff.
• The club was too flexible.
• The grip was too slick.
• The grip was too tacky.
• My shoes were too tight.
• My shoes were too loose.
• My socks were too thick.
• My socks were too thin.
• My hat was too big.
• My hat was too small.
• My sunglasses were too dark.
• My sunglasses were too light.
• My glove was too big.
• My glove was too small.
• My belt was too tight.
• My belt was too loose.
• My pants were too long.
• My pants were too short.
• My shirt was too tight.
• My shirt was too loose.
• My jacket was too hot.
• My jacket was too cold.
• My umbrella was too big.
• My umbrella was too small.
• My rain gear was too waterproof.
• My rain gear was not waterproof enough.
• My cart was too fast.
• My cart was too slow.
• My caddie was too talkative.
• My caddie was not talkative enough.
• The course was too crowded.
• The course was too empty.
• The greens were too bumpy.
• The greens were too smooth.
• The fairways were too narrow.
• The fairways were too wide.
• The rough was too thick.
• The rough was too thin.
• The bunkers were too deep.
• The bunkers were not deep enough.
• The water hazards were too big.
• The water hazards were too small.
• The wind was too strong.
• The wind was not strong enough.
• The rain was too heavy.
• The rain was not heavy enough.
• The heat was too hot.
• The heat was not hot enough.
• The cold was too cold.
• The cold was not cold enough.
• The humidity was too high.
• The humidity was not high enough.
• The altitude was too high.
• The altitude was not high enough.
• The ball was moving too fast.
• The ball was moving too slow.
• The ball was spinning too much.
• The ball was not spinning enough.
• The ball was hooked too much.
• The ball was sliced too much.
• The ball was topped.
• The ball was chunked.
• The ball was bladed.
• The ball was shanked.
• The ball went out of bounds.
• The ball went into the water.
• The ball went into the sand.
• The ball went into the trees.
• The ball went into the bushes.
• I lost the ball.
• I hit the wrong ball.
• I hit the wrong club.
• I hit the wrong shot.
• I made the wrong decision.
• I had a bad lie.
• I had a bad break.
• I had a bad day.
• I had a bad year.
• I'm just not very good at golf.

There you have it: 150 hilarious excuses for every conceivable golfing blunder. Next time you find yourself in a tough spot on the course, don't be afraid to use one of these excuses. Just remember to deliver it with a smile!

After all, golf is a game, and it's supposed to be fun. So don't take yourself too seriously, and don't be afraid to laugh at yourself. After all, if you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?

Golf's Best Excuses: 150 Hilarious Excuses Every Golf Player Should Know

by Joshua G Shifrin

4.4 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	14089 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
X-Ray	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	117 pages

FREE